How I Waste My Time

Jennifer Hancock.
Twenty.
Living in Western Kentucky.
In the Third Semester of the Nursing Program at MCC.


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Reblogged from i-understandrew
salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

(Source: i-understandrew, via thequirksofbeingateenagegirl)

Reblogged from buzzfeedgeeky

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via thequirksofbeingateenagegirl)

Reblogged from johto-jordan
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via thequirksofbeingateenagegirl)

Reblogged from karensrnith
boots-n-cats:


my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via seafoampterodactyl)

Reblogged from bluekomadori

(Source: bluekomadori, via pokemongifs)

Reblogged from rncpriceley

rncpriceley:

"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"

imageimage

shit man how long has tumblr been around

no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken 

(via thequirksofbeingateenagegirl)

Reblogged from loverdaze

Chris Evans talking about Captain America’s 1940’s setting.

(via claracupcakes)

Reblogged from disneyismyescape

Get to Know Me (Disney) Challenge - 8 Outfits
→[5/8] - Mulan’s Matchmaker Dress

(via angelshizuka)

Reblogged from acciomychildhood
Reblogged from shippingreactions

shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

(via monaisthenewblack)